Wow, that’s a pretty sick question…but a good one! Let me see…I always thought it would be cool to go up against Freddy Krueger in my dreams. In my mind, I always win that battle, but if you’re saying I should let him win for once, how does this sound: I’m an artist in real life. […]
Written on Saturday, July 19th, 2008 by ferminhampton :: 0 comments to this post
Wow, that’s a pretty sick question…but a good one! Let me see…I always thought it would be cool to go up against Freddy Krueger in my dreams. In my mind, I always win that battle, but if you’re saying I should let him win for once, how does this sound:
I’m an artist in real life. In my dream I’m working on a sculpture at the local community college after hours. Nobody else is around. Suddenly, outside the studio doors, I hear that screeching metal sound of his claws. I go out into the hallway to see what it is, and there’s Freddy silhouetted at the end of the hallway. He chases me through the school corridors until finally, he catches me back in the studio. He somehow renders me immobile, and then uses his glove to carve off my skin and shape me into a hideous bloody creation.
Back in the “waking” life, where I had fallen asleep in a chair in the studio while working on my sculpture, my sleeping/dreaming body is carving itself up with the carving knife, and half of my skin-shavings are scattered on the floor among the clay-shavings of my sculpture. My face is all carved up, and I’m losing a ton of blood. That’s when Freddy could make a clever joke about a “carving artist” or say something like “You should thank me. This will “single-handedly” increase the value of your work.” Then I die.
What do you think?
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